Naptime Conversations

(Evan talking while going to the potty in his room before naptime, heard through the monitor).

Peter Pan?
Peter Pan? I like Peter Pan.
And I'll blow your house down.
And I'll huff, and puff, and come to your party!
Try to get me! Hehehehe! Wheee!
(whispering...)
Gluegluegluegluegluuuuk.
Oookkk. And I peepeed, and I poopooed like the big bad wolf,
and I chased Peter Pan.
Ho ho ho. Ho, I'm going to bed.
(singing...)
Yes, you're a big bad wolf at our house!
Little piggies! Little Evan, let me come in!
I will blow this down! (puff)
But it's a brick wall! The first little pig, the first little m&m.
Built his house out of sticks. First little piggy, out of straw.
He comeded to a man that had straw, hehehehe.
(pretending to be pigs running with his hands)
Agghh, you got me!